Dear Santa

Could I please have this dream house?

It's as if someone had taken all my house fantasies and made them into reality. The only thing left to improve on this would be the front door from Howl's moving castle, which lets you choose where it opens to.
Oh, and a much cheaper price. (On the topic - the Herald reported that the average property price in Edinburgh is now an all-time record of £202,143. Wee-hee.)

But please, I've been really really good this year?

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Low Brow PS - I also learnt from the Herald that there is a terribly fancy restaurant in New York called Per Se. Slightly worryingly, "it's noon at Per Se and the champagne is flowing." The website is priceless - at www.perseny.com/perse/perse.htm.