Tuesday 21 August 2007

Edinburgh Evening News, yesterday:

Small problem lands Fringe performer in A&E

A DWARF performing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe was rushed to hospital after he glued his privates to a vacuum cleaner. (Read more)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Scot perhaps?

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. I made the mistake of searching for Dan on the Internet.

Found this version of the arcticle:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/comments/

If you read the comments to the story and scroll to entry 25, you can find a link to a doctoral thesis titled "Penis injuries from masturbating with vacuum cleaners". And who says academic research isn't worth it! :D